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Old 06-14-2007, 11:03 PM   #1
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ol blue

A young cowboy from Miles City, Montana goes off to college, but half
way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is
developing! They actually have a program here in Bozeman that will
teach our dog, Ol'
Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000," the young cowboy says. "I'll
get him in the course."

So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The
boy calls home.

"So how's Ol' Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results they have started to
teach the animals how to read!"

"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that
program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

The money promptly arrives.

But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all
excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read
something
and talk!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked
back
in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then
he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around
with
that little redhead who lives in town?' "

The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that dang dog before he talks
to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.
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Old 06-14-2007, 11:27 PM   #2
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:11 PM   #3
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Angry Just like a true lawyer.....

Sacrifice the innocent to cover his own a$$!
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